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50% of me wants to be the type of girl who does yoga at night, and drinks green tea, and reads books, and wears cute pyjamas, and stays at home; while the other 50% of me wants to wear my sexiest outfit and go out doing lines of cocaine off strippers racks while dancing to dirty music until I black out.
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i would watch this everyday.
And now Chris Evans with the weather. Chris?
Thank you, Chris. In other news… Odin has once again fallen into Odinsleep and the princes are, once again, throwing one of the wildest parties this side of the Nine Realms… The damage expenses are expected to be in the millions of Jotuns…
Now we’ll turn over to Jeremy Renner with Sports. Are you having fun out there, Jeremy?
Oh… okay then, thanks Jeremy for that in-depth response.
LMAO @ Sports!!!!
OMFG SPORTS
And now Robert Downey Jr with the stock report.
I can’t with this flawlessness
Reblog Again.
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Hi.
Ive just made this tumblr because one night while i should have been writing an essay i was contemplating if it would be possible to follow every single person on tumblr. wow. thats a lot of people. will it be possible? im gonna find out. please reblog this and spread the word.
if i see a plus next to your name i will click it no questions asked. please help me on my journey.
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are you real
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oh my god hello how are you welcome to my aquarium
“Oh dear I do hope you’ll excuse the mess we weren’t expecting visitors, would you like some lemonade?”
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Fun fact:
At a 4 hour concert you burn about 1600 calories.
In a typical PE/Gym class you burn 375.
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i have no sympathy towards sherlock fans because fall out boy are still on hiatus who has it worse here i think it’s me
i would like to issue a formal apology to the sherlock fans
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